This is how I picture the staff when the site’s having a problem.
This is so great
I wonder if Tony has to send out cards to everyone who takes up residence near Stark/Avengers Tower
Something like: I’m sorry for any damage that may occur while you’re near us, but you’re the one who thought it would be a good idea to live near the Avengers.
P.S. Don’t feed Clint
P.P.S. Yes, your insurance covers everything
P.P.P.S. No, really, don’t feed Clint. He’ll just keep coming back.
Welcome to the neighborhood.
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere
it’s so frustrating when your fic ideas are bigger than your writing abilities
Every now and then I see this come back onto my dash and I just sit here and have one of those “this is my legacy” moments.
I still haven’t been able to put the fic idea I had when I made this post into words.
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
there was a point in reading that where i instantaneously went from confusion to confusion + uncontrolled laughter
this website is wild
This is why I love Tumblr
remember the website where they didnt properly format the html so the text just kept getting bigger
i will never stop loving this
this is the most important website in the world and i hope nothing ever happens to it
it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3
#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad?
Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.
but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME
yeah but dean and seamus are holding hands